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Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Scatter Brained

Have you ever felt like your brain was socked in by fog? I have had this feeling for the past two days and I simply can not shake it. I even try to shake my head back and forth real fast trying to get it to go away. This feeling happens to me from time to time and I figure it is either stress induced or hormonal but someone please sound a fog horn or turn on a lighthouse and guide my ass back home!

I know I am feeling very overwhelmed at work with a huge new client coming on board, reports to write, egos to stroke and a business trip to California next week (which I just found out about last night). Not to mention the small feats I am trying to accomplish in my personal life with losing weight, moving and hopefully finding time to date again. My brain has decided to take a vacation at a very inopportune time.

If anyone has any suggestions for lifting the fog please let me know. And if anyone needs someone to fill a position that includes no stress, flexible hours, no reports to write, no egos to stroke, no last minute business trips, unlimited vacation time and great pay definitely let me know about that!

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Scatter Brain,

All of us have moments of being more lucid and less lucid. My less lucid moments happen in the morning when I have to convince myself that being a "morning person" is really an okay thing. Since most of the world is forced to be functional in the morning, I am forced to conform. I assure you that my brain is fogged in during morning hours. But, during the evening hours, I am ready to solve the world's problems. (Actually, helping Aunt Kathy solve her problems is a larger feat.) Everybody hates last minute business trips. Do you have an IPOD to take with you. If so, you can continue to let your brain be fogged in while you are on the plane and listening to your favorite tunes. As far as the corporate egos you have to stroke, I understand your frustration. It makes me sick to have to do this in order to survive and thrive in corporate America. It's almost enough to wish your brain were comopletely out to lunch.

xx, Michael
'em what they need

7:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lordy, Lordy. How do I keep from telling the world -- or at lest Jen's blogworld -- that Michael's brain IS out to lunch?

Oops. Too late.

1:34 PM  
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